Being the wonderfully nice person that he is, Jon was kind enough to chime in with his thoughts on my Canadian skiing trip shortly before I left.
"I'll tell you what I think. High temperature in Montreal on Valentine's Day? SEVEN DEGREES BELOW ZERO. Have fun!"
Okay, so it was a tad chilly up there. But, other than the cold and the fact that most of their stores are closed on Sundays, I still don't have any major gripes with the Canadian people. I'm sure Jon has his reasons for despising them the way he does, but they're okay in my book. Wish I could say the same about the
BU Ski Club, which organized the trip... but that's not the point.
At about 3:15 on Friday afternoon, our buses departed from the GSU en route to Quebec City. The bus ride was rather uneventful, other than the fact that the array of movies shown (Mickey Blue Eyes, Dumb & Dumber, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and one other one that I can't remember) did a fine job of preventing me from getting any studying done. The crossing of the US/Canada border was celebrated by the passing around of copious amounts of booze by my busmates. I, being the way I am, respectfully chose to not take part in such revelry... okay, so I had one can of Icehouse, but that was it. By the time we reached Quebec City at around 12:30, the combination of drunkenness and tiredness had reduced many of my busmates to babbling idiots, whose constant spewing of such nonsense as "Houses are just popping up out of nowhere" and "Oh, I thought those were
pictures of snow I was seeing outside" made me want to punch something... or somebody. Fortunately, I was able to restrain myself.
When we finally arrived at our
hotel, room keys were passed out. I assumed I'd be rooming with three other guys, thinking that the school would frown upon co-ed rooms due to the possibility of... well, you know... especially given how much alcohol would be consumed on a trip like this, where everybody could actually drink legally. I was called up to the front of the bus along with a girl, and we were notified our other two roommates were on the other bus.
Alright, I thought.
This is a tad strange. Maybe it'll be two guys and two girls in each room. That would kind of make sense. Then I took the envelope with our room keys in it, and noticed my name alongside the names of
three girls.
They didn't appear to be the smartest girls at BU, but they were all nice nonetheless, and didn't appear troubled in the least by the fact that they were sharing a room with a guy. Of course, they closed themselves in the bathroom whenever they showered or got changed, but other than that nobody complained about anything. Now, someday, when my kids ask me when I first slept with a girl... I'm not going to have a very interesting story to tell. Oh well.
Despite the fact that it was roughly 1:30 by the time we were settled into our rooms, not to mention the fact that most of them were already drunk, many students felt the need to go out and explore Quebec City's pubs and clubs. Me and the girls, on the other hand, stayed in and went to sleep.
The next morning, we boarded our buses and set out for
Mont-Sainte-Anne, arriving shortly before 10 in the morning. It's a nice mountain, with about 60 trails spanning the entire spectrum of difficulty levels. For reasons I still don't entirely understand, there were two Saint Bernards named Maggie and Gertrude stationed at the top of the mountain for people to cuddle, take pictures of, etc. They must have known what a sucker I am for animals. While these and many other good things made the day an overall success, there was one negative factor: the weather. Despite the fact that I managed to cover every inch of my flesh with some sort of protective fabric, the routine for the day went something like this: Go up mountain, ski down mountain, go up mountain, ski down mountain, go into lodge to warm up and let the ice thaw off of my face mask, etc., etc. This continued until about 3:00, when we all boarded the buses once more and headed back to the city. After some time in the hotel, people went out to bars for evening, and I decided to join them for once. And a good time was had by all. Yay.
The next morning, we were supposed to leave the hotel at about 9:30 to go skiing again. However, the numbing cold outside kept the buses from starting. When we were told at 10:00 that it would be at least another hour before the buses showed up, I thought it might be more worthwhile to go explore the city instead. So I did. Quebec City is a deeply historical place, with lots of nifty little landmarks to visit. There's all sorts of stuff you can see and do... especially during
Winter Carnival.
Ah yes, Winter Carnival... Canadian for Mardi Gras, essentially. While there's no beads and flocks of college students flashing each other (at least that I saw), there's still plenty of singing and dancing and hijinks and merriment going on. And it's all led by "le Bonhomme du Carnaval," a fat snowman in a Santa hat wearing a rainbow-colored scarf around his stomach. I watched a parade Saturday night, and the only thing funnier than the giant dancing animals that seemed to adorn each float was watching all the Canadians dancing around in the streets, singing and yelling all sorts of strange things. It was crazy.
I also took a ferryboat across the St. Lawrence River and explored the town of LevĂs. Given the fact that it was Sunday and pretty much everything was closed, there wasn't a lot to see there. However, given the fact that it has a statue of
Guillaume Couture, the first member of my family to come to America, I felt it was my civic duty to at least go take a look around.
We were originally going to go tubing that night, but the people in charge decided it was too cold to do that. So, what did everybody do instead?
Go out and get drunk, of course! I opted to stay in the hotel, watching The Simpsons and Spongebob Squarepants on French and catching up on some of my studying.
We left the hotel at about 11:00 Monday morning and headed back home. Other than stopping at the duty-free shop at the border (I found candy bars on sale for $1.79 Canadian... which was exactly the amount I had left. Yeehaw!) and passing through customs, nothing noteworthy happened until we hit Massachusetts and saw that it was snowing. Oh boy, was it snowing. A couple of phone calls later, it was discovered that BU had already cancelled classes for Tuesday, much to the enjoyment of everybody on the bus. People immediately began discussing their plans for that night and the next day. They could go sledding on that big hill out towards BC... or maybe they could
have a party tonight and get drunk!
All in all, it was a fun trip, although I don't think I'll be joining the Ski Club on any more Canadian vacations. I don't fit into the club that well, since I can't bring myself to get drunk for four nights in a row. Several students admitted that it wasn't as much a skiing trip as it was a "drinking and hangover recovery on the monutain" trip. They have weekend trips up to Vermont every once in a while, which I might take part in, however. There wouldn't be quite as much drinking, given the fact that they'd still be in the US... I hope.